Cute Photographer Joke

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, "Well, I'm off now. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning, Ma'am", he said, "I've come to..." "Oh, no need to explain," Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, "I've been expecting you." "Have you really?" said the photographer. "Well, that's good. Did you know babies are my specialty?" "Well that's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat". After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch, and perhaps a couple on the bed. And sometimes the living room floor is fun. You can really spread out there." "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work out for Harry and me!" "Well, Ma'am, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results." "My, that's a lot!", gasped Mrs. Smith. "Ma'am, in my line of work a man has to take his time. I'd love to be In and out in five minutes, but I'm sure you'd be disappointed with that." "Don't I know it," said Mrs. Smith quietly. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus," he said. "Oh, my God!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, grasping at her throat. "And these twins turned out exceptionally well - when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with." "She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith. "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to the park to get the job done right. People were crowding around four and five deep to get a good look" "Four and five deep?" said Mrs. Smith, her eyes wide with amazement. "Yes", the photographer replied. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate, and when darkness approached I had to rush my shots. Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just had to pack it all in." Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "Do you mean they actually chewed on your, uh...equipment?" "It's true, Ma'am, yes.. Well, if you're ready, I'll set-up my tripod and we can get to work right away." "Tripod?" "Oh yes, Ma'am. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big to be held in the hand very long." Mrs. Smith fainted

Happy Birthday Ab

Miss "A" Had her 7th birthday party this weekend and it was a blast.

I think we had 20 kids total and 6 adults.

We ended up with 4 extra girls and a boy for the sleep over so we had 8 kids total.

I really needed a stiff drink...

TOO BAD I DON"T DRINK!

She is getting sooo big!



I will post a few of them in the studio later.....

off to the Y

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Say a Prayer please....

For the Liggett family...
A good friend I went to school with and worked with here in town lost his life Thursday when his pickup lunged forward. He served his country and He was such a wonderful person and a great dad. He has a cute little girl and a new baby on the way. Here is a link to his story..... http://www.thehawkeye.com/Story/accident-042508
If you get a second please say a prayer for his family......
He will be greatly missed!

Need to vent!

So I just purchased a new van. Sweet van might I add... $20,000 might I also add. A van I park on the other side of the drive way so the kids don't have a chance to get close to it while playing in the yard. A van I make them wipe their feet off before they get in. LOL! The neighbor girl comes over with her big black DUMB dog. I am inside the van organizing and he JUMPS UP ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE DOOR!. OMG! OMG! OMG! Is all I could think about! I felt terrible because I yelled at her and told her to get that dog out of my yard NOW. I felt so bad but now I have a faint scratch on my new Van.

AHH JUST NEEDED TO VENT! THANKS I FEEL BETTER!

Hey Jude!

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